Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Operation Purity has been aborted
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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