I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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