Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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