I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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