so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Two words: blizzard sex
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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