R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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