Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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