spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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