did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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