Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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