I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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