"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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