So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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