There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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