I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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