We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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