I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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