I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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