We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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