no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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