my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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