Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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