so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
we should paint friendship bongs
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