somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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