You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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