At least make sure they are 18
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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