he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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