Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Sorry about my life...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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