Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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