Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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