Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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