when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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