Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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