Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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