People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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