i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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