hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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