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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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