Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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