Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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