i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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