Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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