He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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