I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm really busy with my period
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