Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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