Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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