I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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