My Higher Power is John Stamos
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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