Already got asked if we're dating
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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