Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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