I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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