I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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